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20 signs you are actually growing up

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The Peter Pan phase is over, uni has finished and you're working in a job you feel you could do without? You feel like you're full on failing at grown up life but oh no, just wait, you are killing it! 1. You now know that if you don't get 8 hours sleep a night you'll be hell the next day. 2. 'Just one drink' is actually just one otherwise you start to feel tipsy (and sleepy) 3. When you do have more than one a whole new realm of partying life briefly opens up. 4. It's winter. You look like this at bed time because you want to be warm. 5. You now realise what your priorities are. 6. Your social circle has shrunk. You believe in quality not quantity. 7. You find exceptionally immature things funny because you have to keep your grown up shit together during the day. 8. You now use hot water bottles, blankets and numerous layers to stay warm...heating...you're paying for that! 9. You have a dedicated list of TV dr...

10 things not to say to a single twenty something...

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Nowadays if you get over the age of 18 and you're don't have either an engagement ring, a baby or a coupled up Facebook relationship status you seem to be deemed as an undateable. Never do you hear someone congratulate a single girl for being able to stand on her own two feet and be a confident singleton.  Me and my best friend are part of this single collective and daily we come across people who approach us with some of the worst things you can say to a single girl. So take note. 1. "How can you be single?" Yes we may write blogs about it but we don't write lists of possible explanations. 2. "There must be something wrong with you though?" Seriously. We don't know. 3. "Maybe you're just too picky?" Or maybe,just maybe there isn't anyone that is quite up to scratch?  4. "Urgh I wish I was single though...you're so lucky" Dump him then. To any single girl, girls in relationships...